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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

a irish man walks past a bar

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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