why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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