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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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