- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

John lazzaro likes dick

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Wait! hundred billions!

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Guest what in the butt

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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