What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Antijokes...

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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