If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What do I hate? people

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Jeff

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Knock knock! Just kidding.

ert

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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