- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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