Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Ily bae

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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you see theres this guy.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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