- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Fine, ladies first.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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