- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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