How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

one stop shop

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

girls basketball

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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