- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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