Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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