- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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