- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

A young baby died.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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