What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Caolan and Eamon

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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