Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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