- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

I have an idea! You leave.

knock knock i have diarrhea

5 Italian guys from Long Island

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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