- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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