- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Robin, get in the car, please.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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