What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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boobs!

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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