Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Then none of us want to be right.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Fine, ladies first.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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