here's a joke... the american education society

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Phew... it's gone.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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