Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Rick Perry.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Female Athletics

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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