How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Womens Sports

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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