What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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I like your hair

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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