- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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