How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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your all shit at jokes

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Women's Rights...

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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