- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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