Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What's the difference between a duck?

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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