My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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This is a joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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when debbie meets downer

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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