Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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