- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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