Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Smelly Indians.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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