3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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hi im paul!

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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