Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

My nipple is bleeding

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Womens Sports

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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