- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

My life

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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