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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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