- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

Nice legs....What time do they open?

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

A man walks into a bar.

The white guy did it!

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

I like your hair

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