what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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A black man without problems.

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ASSCHEEKS

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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