What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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