- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

what happens when you wake up inception

My nipple is bleeding

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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