Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Rick Perry.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Kim Kardashian.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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