What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Women's rights.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Anti Joke

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