- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

I like your hair

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

What's big? Jupiter.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Gay rights

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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