Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Anti Joke

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