Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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