What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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