Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A black man without problems.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Women's rights.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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