Womens Basketball.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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girls basketball

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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