What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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