- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

Like my status for a tbh?

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

A horse walked into a barn...

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Whats a cat? A cat!

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??